A man and his wife were discussing a new vehicle, he wanted a basic pickup while she wanted a sporty car that went real fast. He wanted something practical while she wanted something that she could zip around town in. The discussion went on for a while until she said; "My birthday is coming up in a week, get me something that will go from 0 to 200 in seconds."




So he bought her a new bathroom scale.





The funeral is Monday.

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RIP brave soul.

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KILROY WAS HERE

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."

Better watch using words like "truck" or a typo might cost yo some serious warning points LOL.

I asked my wife where she wanted to have dinner for our anniversary. She said "Take me to the most expensive restaurant in town."

So I took her to the airport...

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- Richard
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum.

OUCH!

That was the truckin' good joke, too.

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