A husband and wife lived a very frugal and healthy life. As a result they lived well into their nineties. They decided to finally splurge and fly away on vacation. Alas, their plane crashed and they were killed. They were met by an angel in heaven who said he was there to show them around. He took them to a beautiful home with lavish furnishings and said that this is where they would live. The husband asked how much does it cost and the angel informed them it was free as they were now in heaven. The couple loved to golf in life and behind their new home was a fantastic golf course. The wife asked how much were the greens fees and the angel replied that like the home, it was free for them to use anytime. They passed by a lavish buffet loaded with egg and bacon sandwiches, pizza, ice cream, thick steaks and all the other foods they denied themselves in life in order to live healthy. The angel said the buffet was there for them to eat all they wished. The wife said "but the food is all so bad for you". The angel chided them that they were now in heaven where there was no illness or death. That was the final straw for the husband, he looked at his wife and exclaimed "You and your bran flakes, we coulda been here twenty years ago"!
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