Wreckin' Ball
7th July 2005, 08:42
A blonde cowboy was spotted by the Marshall walking down the Main Street of town wearing nothing but his boots. Before hauling the cowboy off to the lockup, curiosity overcame the Marshall and he asked the cowboy exactly what it was that he was trying to prove. The cowboy explained that he had just gotten off of a long cattle drive and he was looking to unwind a bit. He had gone to the local brothel, where he met a lovely young “lady of the evening”. They had gone up to her room where things started to get hot and heavy.
According to the cowboy: “She looked lovingly into my eyes and said ‘take off your shirt, cowboy’ … so I did. Then she said ‘take off your pants, cowboy’ … so I did. Then she said ‘take off your underwear, cowboy’ … so I did. Then she lay back on the bed, opened her arms and said ‘now go to town, cowboy’!!!”
According to the cowboy: “She looked lovingly into my eyes and said ‘take off your shirt, cowboy’ … so I did. Then she said ‘take off your pants, cowboy’ … so I did. Then she said ‘take off your underwear, cowboy’ … so I did. Then she lay back on the bed, opened her arms and said ‘now go to town, cowboy’!!!”