You might be a gun nut if ...

[Sifu]

http://www.webcom.com/gun_guy/gun_nut.htm

[Joni Lynn]

Ok, ok..........I admit it.....I'm a gun nut!! Just think, somewhere in the world is a Squirrel looking for a nut like me!! lol :)

[swampertwo]

Ok, ok..........I admit it.....I'm a gun nut!! Just think, somewhere in the world is a Squirrel looking for a nut like me!! lol :)

I think it might be TRUE LOVE Joni Lynn- :D - Just let me fondle the items in your gun safe :eek:

[Joni Lynn]

Hmm.........me letting a man close to my gun safes...........never gonna happen!!!! :D

[swampertwo]

:( stereotyped without a chance!
I'm hurt

[Joni Lynn]

It's not your fault, one of your XX chromosomes has a broken leg......just kidding.......besides you're 3000 miles away at a nice safe distance...lol The last time my dad got in one of the safes I ended up with banged up wood grips sweaty fingerprints on lots of the long guns and all sorts of stuff moved and dumped here and there. It's probably genetic. hee hee heeeeee........ :D :D

[Joni Lynn]

Now if you wanted to volunteer to clean all of them for me.......

[Jeffrey]

A lady with all them firearms isn't no dummy! ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Thanks.....but truly, I've had a few moments. Like when I realized I was married....now that was dumb!!

[Jeffrey]

Thanks.....but truly, I've had a few moments. Like when I realized I was married....now that was dumb!!

I will admit it's not for everyone and it sure is hard work but I have no regrets. :)

[Joni Lynn]

I'm happy for those that are happily married. Keep it up.!!!!! :) :)

[Jeffrey]

I'm happy for those that are happily married. Keep it up.!!!!! :) :)

Who said anything about happily? ;) I'm signing off now talk at ya later! :)

[swampertwo]

Now if you wanted to volunteer to clean all of them for me.......

Thanks, but I have enough trouble cleaning all of my own 1911s-- :rolleyes:
Ever the typical male, just thought I might get to fondle something strange and new, but 3000 miles is streching it a little.
Maybe we'll meet someday and I'll show you mine if you show me yours :D :D --I do have a relatively large selection also.

[Joni Lynn]

I love looking at guns.......shooting them is also way up there on my list. Most of my handguns are revolvers. But I have a fair share of auto loaders of different types. :)

[TheProf-TX]

I love my wife - over the last 25 years she has not complained once about the guns, ammo, range fees, etc... She even goes to the range from time to time.

[Joni Lynn]

I realize I'm a gun nut and when money is short, like now, I stay away from the places where temptation waits.

[Jeffrey]

I realize I'm a gun nut and when money is short, like now, I stay away from the places where temptation waits.

I'm with you there! I missed the big Indy Gun and Knife show last week because I might break down and buy something I really don't want. I am saving as much as I can to get that one special 1911, whatever it may be. :)

[Joni Lynn]

I have enough set aside to pay off the Les baer when it's finished. Aside form that, the gun shows and stores are off limits right now.

[swampertwo]

Saving my pennies so Stan Chen at Legacy Custom can work his magic on my XSE lightweight commander( 'course that's still about 3 years in the future until his schedule opens up)
In the meantime I'll just have to suffer thru with a full custom Caspian, a C&S commander, a Dave Helton Springfield full size and a Kimber 40 Compact Stainless-shades of CDP in a 1st series gun by him.
The Caspian and a STI 2011 are the real play guns.
I might also try to sneak into line for some of Ned Christensen's magic finger work.

Actually, Joni Lynn, your toys are safe and I'll keep mine on this coast.
Jeff

[Jeffrey]

Saving my pennies so Stan Chen at Legacy Custom can work his magic on my XSE lightweight commander( 'course that's still about 3 years in the future until his schedule opens up)
In the meantime I'll just have to suffer thru with a full custom Caspian, a C&S commander, a Dave Helton Springfield full size and a Kimber 40 Compact Stainless-shades of CDP in a 1st series gun by him.
The Caspian and a STI 2011 are the real play guns.
I might also try to sneak into line for some of Ned Christensen's magic finger work.

Actually, Joni Lynn, your toys are safe and I'll keep mine on this coast.
Jeff

Wish I could suffer through some of that. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

I always knew my toys were safe.......as are yours. My tastes usually run a bit different from most peoples. Types of guns that I really like I don't mind having several of, all just a little different in some way.

[Joni Lynn]

Jeff, where there is a desire there may eventually be a way to acquire. Just hang in there. Nice guns come to those who wait. (just so long as you don't wait on the highway or train tracks)

[Jeffrey]

Jeff, where there is a desire there may eventually be a way to acquire. Just hang in there. Nice guns come to those who wait. (just so long as you don't wait on the highway or train tracks)

Hurry up and wait, gee, where have I heard that phrase? :(

[Joni Lynn]

Probably in the military.

[swampertwo]

Jeff, where there is a desire there may eventually be a way to acquire. Just hang in there. Nice guns come to those who wait. (just so long as you don't wait on the highway or train tracks)

I knew it would be a lengthy wait, Talked to him pretty extensively at SHOT show in Jan and have followed up a couple of times.
I really enjoyed the entire LouderThanWords group and will support all of their endeavors--see www.louderthanwords.us -- Joni Lynn, with your luck you could likely win the LTW 2 coming up on raffle pretty quick. Everything goes to good causes and I'll be donating $$$ as well as some parts I've already kicked in for a future build by the masters that started the group.
Visit and enjoy!!!!
Jeff

[Joni Lynn]

My luck runs such that I never win anything. Seriously, it is almost like a jinx for me try.

[swampertwo]

Like me; if it weren't for bad luck-I'd have no luck at all!

[Joni Lynn]

:) Ok, yes, that's me. Well, there has been some which could be considered to be good luck, I chalk it up to Devine intervention. ...............Guys.......Gentlemen and ladies.......members.........I think if you are reading this it is a foregone conclusion that you are a gun nut. I just hope all of you enjoy being so. I do!!! :)

[Tom]

Okay, I'm a little late on this thread, but I've been reading down this list of things, and damned if I don't qualify for a good bunch of them. I wish I had more $$$ so I could qualify for even MORE! :D

[swampertwo]

HOW DARE YOU INCLUDE ME!!!! :eek:
I consider myself a purveyor of fine and functional equipment :D
Just because my newest, bigger gun safe has space for about 2 more guns in ABSOLUTELY no indication that I'm a nut.
Jeff

[Joni Lynn]

You have room left in a gun safe?? We're throwing you out of the Gun Nut Club then!! I have a couple of the largest I could find and they are packed to the gills. Tom, please consider yourself qualified. :p

[Tom]

Tom, please consider yourself qualified.

Thank you, dear.

[MrsKey]

You know you're a gun nut when your husband buys you a gun and 1,000 rounds of ammo for Valentine's Day and you're actually happy about it! :D

[Joni Lynn]

Congrats on being a member of the Gun Nut club. We need more women in it!!!

[Jeffrey]

Congrats on being a member of the Gun Nut club. We need more women in it!!!

My wife is just a Nut, does that count? :D

[Tom]

Jeff, all women are nuts, to one degree or another. It's that Y-chromosome deficiency problem again.

[Joni Lynn]

The Y is just an X with a broken leg.

[TheProf-TX]

I think the value of my guns is going up faster than my 401K...

[MrsKey]

Jeff, all women are nuts, to one degree or another. It's that Y-chromosome deficiency problem again.

While you are just an idiot. :rolleyes:

[Tom]

While you are just an idiot.

Jeff, for your information, this woman falls into the "larger" degree of nuts. ;)

[Jeffrey]

Jeff, for your information, this woman falls into the "larger" degree of nuts. ;)

I wouldn't call a well armed lady a nut! I can get away with it because Laurie is unarmed. She shoots better than I do so I don't see a need to put a weapon in her hand. :D

[MrsKey]

I wouldn't call a well armed lady a nut! I can get away with it because Laurie is unarmed. She shoots better than I do so I don't see a need to put a weapon in her hand. :D

See - I said he was an idiot and he proved me right! :D

Hey Jeff - is it okay with you if I just call you Frog? Even after carefully telling myself several times that your user name is not USAFrog I still cannot read it as anything else. So in keeping with my stubborn nature I'm just going to call you here what I call you in my mind ... Frog! That's okay, right?

[Jeffrey]

See - I said he was an idiot and he proved me right! :D

Hey Jeff - is it okay with you if I just call you Frog? Even after carefully telling myself several times that your user name is not USAFrog I still cannot read it as anything else. So in keeping with my stubborn nature I'm just going to call you here what I call you in my mind ... Frog! That's okay, right?

That's better than what Laurie calls me in her mind! :D Frog it is! ;)

[Joni Lynn]

USAFrog, all American, all white meat. :):):):)

[Tom]

USAFrog, all American, all white meat.

Tastes just like chicken?


I wouldn't call a well armed lady a nut!

Again, I'm not as afraid of her as I should be. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Tastes like chicken?? I don't know, but with enough salsa and Mt. Dew who cares?

[Jeffrey]

Tastes like chicken?? I don't know, but with enough salsa and Mt. Dew who cares?

Funny I thought a Frog was a NAVY person. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

No, I think that term was 'Squid'

[Jeffrey]

No, I think that term was 'Squid'

Love Calamari! ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Me too!!!!!!

[Tom]

Funny I thought a Frog was a NAVY person.

They are. "Frogs" (or more properly called "Frogmen") are the Navy's divers. We had a dive shop on my ship. Good bunch of guys. Insane, but a good bunch of guys.

HT1 Brady, you out there? :D

[BGregory]

Swabbies, Squids, Skimmer Pukes, Pier Queers, blah, blah, blah...

And then you have, "Submariners" :D

[Joni Lynn]

Oops...thought we were discussing appetizers.........:):):):)

[Jeffrey]

Oops...thought we were discussing appetizers.........:):):):)

Yeah, were not done with the appetizers yet! :D

[Joni Lynn]

I do love seafood............as opposed to see food.......hee hee heeee

[Kerwin]

Does this mean when you "sea" food, you eat? :)

[Kerwin]

I must be a gun nut... reading all this post. :)

[Joni Lynn]

You got it Kerwin...........and do you think any of us would be here if we weren't all gun nuts? Not just regular nuts, but gun nuts..........the best of all of the nuts.

[Jeffrey]

You got it Kerwin...........and do you think any of us would be here if we weren't all gun nuts? Not just regular nuts, but gun nuts..........the best of all of the nuts.

I'm a guy without a gun nut. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Without a gun nut, maybe you should post a thread to look for one.

[Jeffrey]

Without a gun nut, maybe you should post a thread to look for one.


Nut yet, I'm still undecided as to what I want. :)

[BGregory]

So, am I to assume this thread is about nut'in?

[Jeffrey]

So, am I to assume this thread is about nut'in?

Nut at all.

[MrsKey]

Love Calamari! ;)

Me too! Tom is the second squid I married! :D



"Frog" by the way is the not so nice nickname for the French and French-Canadians. Because they eat frogs' legs. There's your useless bit of information for the day.

[BGregory]

Do you think this thread would smaller, faster, make more sense if instead of electrons, John powered the forum with nutrinos?

[Jeffrey]

Me too! Tom is the second squid I married! :D



"Frog" by the way is the not so nice nickname for the French and French-Canadians. Because they eat frogs' legs. There's your useless bit of information for the day.

Oh, now your calling me French! :eek:

[Tom]

Oh, now your calling me French!

Wow! There's an insult I wouldn't use even for my worst enemy.

[Joni Lynn]

Carole!!! Two of them??!! Well, it's good that you got it right the second time. ;) The current squid appears to be a keeper. :D If not you can always sell him to a seafood restaurant. ( :) Y :) ) USA, I'm sure she wasn't calling you french, those would be fighting words!!!!!!!! ;)

[Tom]

Carole!!! Two of them??!!

No one ever said she was bright the first time. :D

The current squid appears to be a keeper. If not you can always sell him to a seafood restaurant.

Nah. I'm too old and tough. Too chewy. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Squid can be tenderized and stuffed. :D :D

[Jeffrey]

Nah. I'm too old and tough. Too chewy.

That's what happens when your out of the water too long. ;)

[Tom]

Squid can be tenderized and stuffed.

You offering, dear Lynn? ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Looking for tenderizing hammer...........and warming cooking oil to correct temperature..........:):):):)

[Tom]

Looking for tenderizing hammer...........and warming cooking oil to correct temperature.

Ooh, this is getting better and better... :D

[Jeffrey]

Attention: This thread not yet rated.

[Joni Lynn]

I don't mind cooking a squid or ten, but cleaning them is a PITA!

[Tom]

I don't mind cooking a squid or ten, but cleaning them is a PITA!

I'm a self-cleaning squid. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

That's not what I heard. Well, anyway......here. jump in this large pot of boiling oil for me will ya? ;) ;)

[BGregory]

I'm a little (actually a lot) confused. Combining several threads, Tom is supposedly a self-cleaning genius carbon based ET squid, who is not logical, has (or is) nuts. He enjoys being dipped in hot oil by women and is probably the reason his better half doesn't have any marbles left?

Now, if we find out he has an evil twin, could we make a TV show out of this?

[Joni Lynn]

Cornfused huh? semi clean cartoon based self impressed coyote over cooked and should be served with fries. His evil twin is actually him also. Might make a good TV show, maybe even a good television show......lol

[Jeffrey]

I'm a little (actually a lot) confused. Combining several threads, Tom is supposedly a self-cleaning genius carbon based ET squid, who is not logical, has (or is) nuts. He enjoys being dipped in hot oil by women and is probably the reason his better half doesn't have any marbles left?

Now, if we find out he has an evil twin, could we make a TV show out of this?

Not another reality TV show! :eek:

[Joni Lynn]

No reality involved here at all.

[BGregory]

Hmm, Islander Fan...
1911...
I've got it...

"1911 Islander Survivor"

Now we just have to determine how you would get "voted" off the island...

[Jeffrey]

Hmm, Islander Fan...
1911...
I've got it...

"1911 Islander Survivor"

Now we just have to determine how you would get "voted" off the island...

Are you kidding? He can't go a day without his Mountain Dew! :D

[Joni Lynn]

Tom's island, no ammo, no Mt. Dew.

[Jeffrey]

Tom's island, no ammo, no Mt. Dew.

What would he do without Carole? :D

[BGregory]

So, Tom has been known to "do the dew"?

[BGregory]

What would he do without Carole? :DThe other side of the coin is, maybe Carole would consider it to be a vacation? ;)

[Joni Lynn]

What? Carole without her shooting partner?? :confused:

[Tom]

Tom is supposedly a self-cleaning genius carbon based ET squid, who is not logical, has (or is) nuts. He enjoys being dipped in hot oil by women and is probably the reason his better half doesn't have any marbles left?

A little long for the epitaph on my tombstone, but that about sums me up. :D

[BGregory]

...on my tombstone...I would have thought it would be extra cheese & pepperoni...

[MrsKey]

I'm a little (actually a lot) confused. Combining several threads, Tom is supposedly a self-cleaning genius carbon based ET squid, who is not logical, has (or is) nuts. He enjoys being dipped in hot oil by women and is probably the reason his better half doesn't have any marbles left?

Now, if we find out he has an evil twin, could we make a TV show out of this?

Doesn't look like you're confused to me. Seems you have a sound understanding of this thread! :p

[MrsKey]

What would he do without Carole? :D

Probably enjoy himself waaaay too much! :D



BTW - Frog, I didn't mean to call you French (or French-Canadian). Personally when I call you Frog (in my mind) I'm picturing more the cuddly little Kermit type! Does that help?

[Jeffrey]

Probably enjoy himself waaaay too much! :D



BTW - Frog, I didn't mean to call you French (or French-Canadian). Personally when I call you Frog (in my mind) I'm picturing more the cuddly little Kermit type! Does that help?

Thank you Carole. ;)

[BGregory]

Doesn't look like you're confused to me. Seems you have a sound understanding of this thread! :pNow I know why, "My brain hurts". :D

[Joni Lynn]

I....am not a gun nut...........I am a gun addict..........and loving every gun minute of it. For those of you that read binary, 11101110111 :) :D ;) :p

[BGregory]

How about - 3567 or 777.

[Tom]

How about - 3567 or 777.

Showing off your octal and hexadecimal skills? ;)

For those of you that read binary, 11101110111

And yes, I read binary, so I get the meaning of the number. In fact, I've been known to teach binary in impromtu situations, like when driving. For example, if someone cuts me off, I'll raise my hand show them the binary value for "4". ;)

MCMXI

[BGregory]

Showing off your octal and hexadecimal skills? ;) I have no skills. I think the hex 777 is kind of freaky though.

I'll raise my hand show them the binary value for "4". ;) I thought you were telling me that I'm "number 1."

[Joni Lynn]

Tom I'm sure to someone besides yourself you are number one............go ask Carole!!

[Jeffrey]

Tom I'm sure to someone besides yourself you are number one............go ask Carole!!

Boy, Tom has Carole and Joni wrapped around his little finger. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Excuse me???? I do not wrap.....

[Jeffrey]

Excuse me???? I do not wrap.....

Easy there Joni! :D

[Joni Lynn]

I am not easy...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........lol..............not even close.

[Jeffrey]

I am not easy...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........lol..............not even close.

That I am quite sure. :)

[Joni Lynn]

:):) Thanks :):)

[Jeffrey]

:):) Thanks :):)

Did you notice? I'm not really a post counter but you are over 700! :eek:

[Joni Lynn]

I can't count anyway..........does it make a difference? lol

[Joni Lynn]

in other words......Lynnie talks to much.

[Jeffrey]

in other words......Lynnie talks to much.

Heck no! I think you contribute more to this forum than you know.

[Joni Lynn]

In humor or annoying posts?

[Jeffrey]

In humor or annoying posts?

Nothing annoying about you. I love your humor as well as your knowledge. :)

[Joni Lynn]

Finally someone that appreciates that part of me......

[Jeffrey]

Finally someone that appreciates that part of me......

Don't be so hard on yourself. :)

[Joni Lynn]

me hard? where....huh?

[Jeffrey]

me hard? where....huh?

Okay Softie. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Aren't many people their own worst critics? I always have been. I'll work on it. :):)

[BGregory]

in other words......Lynnie talks to much.Nope. Someone has to keep the boys honest. ;)

[Jeffrey]

Nope. Someone has to keep the boys honest. ;)

...and put us in our place when needed. :D

[Tom]

As of last night, I am number 1. Not only did I fix the barrel-to-slide jamming on her Micro Compact, I also polished the barrel hood so it shines. :D

Soy el hombre mas fuerte del mundo!

[Joni Lynn]

Congrats Tom, I knew you were more than a figment of your imagination!!!

[Tom]

Boy, Tom has Carole and Joni wrapped around his little finger.

It's good to be the King. :D

[Tom]

Congrats Tom, I knew you were more than a figment of your imagination!!!

Yes, but barely. ;)

[Tom]

Did you notice? I'm not really a post counter but you are over 700!

Now I know where all of Florida's hot air comes from. :p

[Jeffrey]

Now I know where all of Florida's hot air comes from. :p

He's says your blowing hot air Joni! :eek:

[Joni Lynn]

Well, I can tell what is on his mind......I think the lack of mountains in Florida has stunted his mental growth. :):)

[Tom]

Well, I can tell what is on his mind...

Can you really? Care to whisper that in my ear (or via IM or SMS)? ;)

...I think the lack of mountains in Florida has stunted his mental growth.

Fortunately that's all that is stunted. :D

[Jeffrey]

Well, I can tell what is on his mind......I think the lack of mountains in Florida has stunted his mental growth. :):)

All that sun can make a person delirious. :D

[Joni Lynn]

I think it fried his mind.

[Jeffrey]

I think it fried his mind.

That and the brake cleaning solvent he's huffing while cleaning his gun. :D

[Tom]

I picked the wrong week to stop huffing brake cleaner.

[Joni Lynn]

Tom, you're a good egg. I am anxious to see what you'll be when you hatch. :):)

[Jeffrey]

Tom, you're a good egg. I am anxious to see what you'll be when you hatch. :):)

A fried egg! :D

[Joni Lynn]

Well, yes maybe, we won't know until Carole cracks him open and tells us.

[Jeffrey]

Well, yes maybe, we won't know until Carole cracks him open and tells us.

She may never be able to crack him. :D

[Tom]

She may never be able to crack him.

It's been tried before under the previous regime without success.

[Joni Lynn]

Probably hard boiled then. Just have to peel him.

[BGregory]

I picked the wrong week to stop huffing brake cleaner.Blue Wonder Gun Cleaner. Marvelous odor for something that's supposed to be biodegradable. :D

[BGregory]

Then again, there's nothing like the old #9. A dab behind each ear, a splash here and there. Ready to meet the world...

[Jeffrey]

Then again, there's nothing like the old #9. A dab behind each ear, a splash here and there. Ready to meet the world...

Tom is not ready to meet the world. :D

[Joni Lynn]

#9 behind the ears?? Just what are you guys up to?

[Moose63845]

Wait Hoppe's #9 isn't cologne??? Huh maybe that's why I haven't had any luch with the ladies lately.

[Joni Lynn]

Try having the smell of gunpowder all over you.......Unique, 700X.....296......231.......HP38.......etc.

[Jeffrey]

Try having the smell of gunpowder all over you.......Unique, 700X.....296......231.......HP38.......etc.

I can think of worse things. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

I used to shoot trap with my father all the time......I got to where I love the smell of 700X!!!

[Jeffrey]

I used to shoot trap with my father all the time......I got to where I love the smell of 700X!!!

If only I could acquire the smell of money. :)

[Joni Lynn]

Yes, and if/when you do help me to do it too will ya??

[Jeffrey]

Yes, and if/when you do help me to do it too will ya??

I can share the wealth. :)

[Joni Lynn]

Thanks, I always figured I could likewise if opportunity came around.

[Tom]

Tom is not ready to meet the world.

I have found the world lacking, and not ready to accept my indomitable presence. :)

[Jeffrey]

I have found the world lacking, and not ready to accept my indomitable presence. :)

A legend in his own mind. :D

[Joni Lynn]

Well, some has to do it for him, he obviously gets no respect here, and none from Carole.........so.......

[Tom]

A legend in his own mind.

Tread carefully, Jeff. You all might just be the products of my vast and active imagination. I could just "un-think" you out of existence. ;)

[Jeffrey]

Tread carefully, Jeff. You all might just be the products of my vast and active imagination. I could just "un-think" you out of existence. ;)

Funny...my wife has said the same thing.

[Tom]

Funny...my wife has said the same thing.

Of course she has.

(And if you think really carefully, you'll understand why!)

[Jeffrey]

Of course she has.

(And if you think really carefully, you'll understand why!)

hmmmm...am I on to something here?

[Joni Lynn]

Ya all have been watching Men in Black and MIB 2 a way too many times. lol.:)

[Jeffrey]

Ya all have been watching Men in Black and MIB 2 a way too many times. lol.:)

I watch the screen too much, period! :D

[Joni Lynn]

TV is amazing, there is so little worth watching yet people seem to spend more and more time in front of it.

[Tom]

TV is amazing, there is so little worth watching yet people seem to spend more and more time in front of it.

Any wonder why it is called the "Boob Tube"? ( :D Y :D )

[Joni Lynn]

I never noticed any cleavage there??? (:)Y:))

[Tom]

You have to look closer. Closer. No, still closer. Right...there!

Can't miss 'em. :D

[Joni Lynn]

Huh? where?...I don't see a thing.

[TheProf-TX]

With respect to TV, I turned up the knob that said "brightness" but it was still stupid...

[Tom]

With respect to TV, I turned up the knob that said "brightness" but it was still stupid...

ROTFLMAO! That's good! John needs to give you extra points for that one.

[Joni Lynn]

That was good.....better than good......and so to the point of it all.

[Jeffrey]

With respect to TV, I turned up the knob that said "brightness" but it was still stupid...

It speaks Volume! ;)

[Joni Lynn]

ok..........where's the 'off' button/

[Jeffrey]

ok..........where's the 'off' button/

Tom hid the remote. :D

[Tom]

It's right here:

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/

Go ahead. Push the button. :D

[Jeffrey]

It's right here:

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/

Go ahead. Push the button. :D

I was expecting a Trident missle to launch.

[Joni Lynn]

Or Arnold the Governator to come to our rescue.

[Tom]

Or Arnold the Governator to come to our rescue.

For gun-related and 2nd Ammendment support? I wouldn't hold my breath. :(

[Joni Lynn]

Well, he's a politician, that goes without saying. Iwas thinking more along lines of Terminator. Push the button!

[Jeffrey]

Well, he's a politician, that goes without saying. Iwas thinking more along lines of Terminator. Push the button!

I keep pushing the button and Tom is still here. :D

[Tom]

I keep pushing the button and Tom is still here.

It takes a much bigger hand pushing a much bigger button to make me go away. ;)

[Jeffrey]

It takes a much bigger hand pushing a much bigger button to make me go away. ;)

Where is Carole? ;)

[Tom]

Hey! It ain't MY week to watch her, okay? ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Who's turn is it to watch you?

[Tom]

Who's turn is it to watch you?

Yours. And you ain't doin' such a hot job at it! :D

[Joni Lynn]

Sorry......you're mistaken. It's never my turn to watch married men.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry......you're mistaken. It's never my turn to watch married men.

Somebody has to watch over us. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

That's why you marry..........now behave. (and wipe the drool off your chin)

[Tom]

(and wipe the drool off your chin)
Whoa! Someone post a new gun pic somewhere?

[Joni Lynn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/Joni_Lynn/KimberCustomEclipseTarget976580674-1.jpg

[Jeffrey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/Joni_Lynn/KimberCustomEclipseTarget976580674-1.jpg

He said a gun not a Kimber! ;)

[Joni Lynn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/Joni_Lynn/LynniesnewtoyA.jpg

[Jeffrey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/Joni_Lynn/LynniesnewtoyA.jpg

Now were talkin'! :)

[Joni Lynn]

I need to get a decent pic of my series 80 Gold Cup.

[Jeffrey]

I need to get a decent pic of my series 80 Gold Cup.

Like to see ALL of them. Just joking with the Kimber, it's a fine weapon. :)

[Joni Lynn]

My spouse was lazy, maybe that's how they ended up at 450 pounds.........work? hardly, they didn't work at anything except spending money.

[BGregory]

...ended up at 450 pounds...hmm... "nothin' spells lovin', like something in the oven?!?"

Yikes! I work with some rather "large" people, but I can't imagine a 450 pounder.

God Bless you, JL.

[Joni Lynn]

God must have blessed me, fatty never rolled over so skinny still lives!!!!!! (No offense to anyone overweight, but at the ex's height 450 pounds made it sorta round)

[MrsKey]

Where is Carole? ;)

Even I cannot manage to make him go away. Why do you think we've been married for almost 11 years?

[Jeffrey]

Even I cannot manage to make him go away. Why do you think we've been married for almost 11 years?

I'm feeling your pain. ;)

[Joni Lynn]

Carole, better you than me. Hee hee heeeeee....:):)

[Tom]

Why do you think we've been married for almost 11 years?

Because just killing you is too much work and divorce is too expensive.

I'm feeling your pain.

Huh? You married to her, too? :eek:

[Joni Lynn]

Killing?? Lets not talk of killing.......lets hold it at torture..........Tom's torture to be more precise. Carole gets to pick the method...........:):):):)

[Jeffrey]

Killing?? Lets not talk of killing.......lets hold it at torture..........Tom's torture to be more precise. Carole gets to pick the method...........:):):):)

I think the Mountain Dew is making Tom a little violent. Maybe we should replace it with something not as strong...say...Jack Daniels? :)

[Joni Lynn]

I think we'll let Carole take care of the Mt Dew problem. Or.......perhaps she cut him off of it and that's causing his aggresive behavior.......The Dark Lord of the Sith ...Darth Tom!!

[Joni Lynn]

You might be a gun nut if you buy a new gun just to hang a new set of grips on.

[Jeffrey]

You might be a gun nut if your spouse says she needs a flashlight and you buy her a Les Baer TRS with a SureFire X200. :)

[Tom]

I think the Mountain Dew is making Tom a little violent.
It's not the Dew, but the lack of that will make me violent. :mad:

Maybe we should replace it with something not as strong...say...Jack Daniels?
Oh, my and Darth Daniels go WAY back. :D And why can't I just combine the two? ;)

[Jeffrey]

And why can't I just combine the two?

That does not even begin to sound good. I have had it with root beer and I thought that was nuts, but the dew?

[Joni Lynn]

I love it, send me the LB w/light and I'll 'test' it for a while. lol.......:):);)

[Moose63845]

If you really wanna be an awake drunk you gotta do a Jagerbomb, or something like that. The one I'm waiting to try is the new Budweiser energy drink, I also heard you can mix that like you can mix other energy drinks now that sounds fun.

[RICKF178]

I love my wife - over the last 25 years she has not complained once about the guns, ammo, range fees, etc... She even goes to the range from time to time. Hi TheProf-Tx, You are just bragging and we all know it, you lucky guy. Oh by the way does your wife have a like minded sister? Just kidding!! BE SAFE