Shopping in texas

[BQ87]

Shopping in Texas

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[John]

LoL, my kind of State (or country)!

[richg]

Reminds me of a story I heard about three man who found themselves sharing a campfire in the desert. One each feom Clifornia, Texas and Oregon.

After swapping their favorite stories, drinks and gun talk, the Texan grabs his bottle of tequila, takes a final swik, throws it up into the night air. Taking quick aim with his Colt .45 SA, he easily finishes the bottle. "There's lots more of that where I come from."

The Californian, not to be outdone, takes the last two wine coolers from his pack, and throws them up together. With a fast draw of his 9mm Glock he blows both bottles away. "We have lots of them, where I come from"

The Oregonian doesn't say a word for a long while. He then calmly opens his last bottle of Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve, empties it and throws it very high over their heads. While the others are looking up, he slowly takes out his 12 Ga. and shoots.

The Californian falls over. The Texan sits in stunned disbelief as the Oregonian catches the unbroken bottle.

"We have lots of Them where I come from, and besides, I can get a nickel for this bottle"

[bearandoldman]

Man haven't had one of those in years. Did get one in Colorado about 10 years ago. Can't get that stuff in Michigan. No Fat Tire ale or Red Hook or any of thaqt good Western stuff. My oldest son lives just south of Portland.