Combat Controller
17th October 2006, 05:37
General Patton after a long a dedicated life passed on to the next world. As he approached the end of the tunnel of light he met St. Peter, who said, "General, I thought I would meet you and walk the rest of the way with you." " Mighty fine son, thank you" said Patton. They walk a way and talked of his exploits, and St. Peter remarked that a lto of folks were looking forward to meeting him after he passed through the Pearly Gates. At that point Patton remarked "Son, Pearly Gates are for New Orlean's pimps! These need to be Ivory Gates!"