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MD45
30th September 2006, 21:25
When I get my next Colt( GCC) it will be S/S like my Defender....
My wife will never know the difference--EHHHHHHHHH
Then when I get another Colt in blue steel
I can say it
rusted
:lm:
MD45
30th September 2006, 21:26
Hey --shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don`t say A word...
:D
Joni Lynn
30th September 2006, 21:31
If you don't say anything. don't go gettin' all excited over a new toy..........just bring it home clean it up, wipe it off and put it away no one will know............but you'll be as excited as a kid at Christmas and she'll know.
MD45
30th September 2006, 21:58
If you don't say anything. don't go gettin' all excited over a new toy..........just bring it home clean it up, wipe it off and put it away no one will know............but you'll be as excited as a kid at Christmas and she'll know.
I think I can
I think I can
:)
gottripletsNC
30th September 2006, 22:00
Give it up, its hopeless. Just give in, and tell her you want or are going to get one. Or on the other hand, just get it and remember one very important lesson in life.
Its easier to ask forgiveness than it is permission. ;)
larry starling
30th September 2006, 22:26
In my dealings with my wife I have never gotten in trouble with her as long as I involved her in the process. The one time I was sneaky Lets just say that it was mighty cold on the couch....And heck I have 42 Colt's and she OK's all of them except one..... :(
swampthang
30th September 2006, 22:29
HMMMMM!! Heres what you do, go and find the biggest refridgerator box you can get ,put it in the back yard,grab your sleeping bag,the dogs bowl,and some extra socks. Then show her the gun from the window, that way she'll know your sorry and maybe shell let you back in by mid-week.:D Dont ask me how I know this will work!!!!!!!!!!!
pa_guns
30th September 2006, 22:30
Hi
I'd get her involved. One way or another she will find out. I have no idea how, but she'll find out. It's a lot easier if she hears it from you early in the process.
Bob
MD45
30th September 2006, 22:56
I guess women are sneakyer
take shoes for example
who needs 40 pair of em
one day I looked in the closet
and there they were----
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
when she says "Why you need more guns?- you can only shoot one at a time"
I can respond " one pair of feet ya got there dear,how ya gonna were all them shoes at one time :D "
Ya like that`ll work.
clughog
30th September 2006, 23:04
When I get my next Colt( GCC) it will be S/S like my Defender....My wife will never know the difference--EHHHHHHHHH
Then when I get another Colt in blue steel I can say it rusted Don't count on it! I'd bet it won't work...but let us know if it does!
swampthang
30th September 2006, 23:07
MD I think you are on to something there, maybe ill mention the jewelry,candles,clothes, rings jackets and fancy 300$ baskets!!!!!!
cwmoss
1st October 2006, 00:34
A lttle story about how the wife doesn't know how many ___ I have.
A friend and I were at the Austin Gun Show, about 10 years ago. He loved shotguns. He found one he really liked and it was a very good buy, but didn't have enough cash to purchase it. I offered to lend him what he needed to get it, if he wanted to. He said "I ought to get it, my wife doesn't know how many shotguns I have". Well he didn't buy it. Later that day, we went out to eat and his wife met us, and asked what we had bought at the Gun SHow. I told her what I had bought, and then she asked her husband if he had bought anything. He told her of the shotgun he had looked at and that it was a good buy, and she said "you should have bought it, but you already have 5 shotguns". At that point I said
"What was that about she doesn't know how many shotguns I have". We all had a good laugh. :)
MD45
1st October 2006, 21:33
LOL @ cwmoss
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