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Tom
22nd April 2006, 11:32
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It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following:

Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury spokesman. The Pillsbury doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.As long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart cookie," wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

John
22nd April 2006, 12:06
You seem to be in a playful mood today, don't you?

MrsKey
22nd April 2006, 12:54
You seem to be in a playful mood today, don't you?

I take full responsibility for this, John. Mea culpa. I read this to Tom from another board that I post on and well ... he ran with it. For an explanation of why he would do such a thing be sure to read his signature line.

Hawkmoon
22nd April 2006, 13:02
I take full responsibility for this, John. Mea culpa. I read this to Tom from another board that I post on and well ... he ran with it. For an explanation of why he would do such a thing be sure to read his signature line.
I read his signature line even before he entered the witness protection program and changed his alias. Seems self-explanatory ...

Tom
22nd April 2006, 14:48
I read his signature line even before he entered the witness protection program and changed his alias. Seems self-explanatory ...
You can't say youz all weren't warned! ;)

wichaka
22nd April 2006, 19:09
That's OK Tom I still like ya..............

Tom
22nd April 2006, 22:38
That's OK Tom I still like ya..............
You're not just saying that because I've hooked you up with Mac software, are ya?

scooter
23rd April 2006, 02:09
You're not just saying that because I've hooked you up with Mac software, are ya?
Take the fifth wichakahttp://forum.m1911.org/images/icons/icon10.gif

bearandoldman
23rd April 2006, 06:14
Take the fifth wichakahttp://forum.m1911.org/images/icons/icon10.gif
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet Tom and a Woooofie from the Bear

wichaka
23rd April 2006, 16:01
Uh........well..........no, not at all!

Frank
23rd April 2006, 20:09
I read his signature line even before he entered the witness protection program and changed his alias. Seems self-explanatory ...


The motto of the witness protection program:

I know nothing. I wasn't there. I didn't do it. If I did it it was self defense. And I was insane at the time.

DVC